I Pity the Fool
As I sat at my desk today, someone remotely took control of my computer and began looking at emails, opening folders and snooping around. It freaked me out to sit there and watch someone invade my personal space.
Private Message to the Hacker: Start running and don't slow down. You don't mess with Jason's network. You might think he's just sitting at home playing with Ashlee and therefore won't notice your intrusion, but he has an entire team of incredibly smart techies who will be working late into the night to hunt you down. We are a church, so we won't kill you. But we will castrate you without blinking. Hope it was worth it.